A Few Arguments Against Tattoos 

THEODORE DALRYMPLE

An editorial in a recent edition of the New England Journal of Medicine drew attention to the outbreak of skin infection caused by tattooing.

The bacteria that cause the infection are of the same family as that which causes tuberculosis.  They are difficult to detect, grow in culture, or treat.

The infecting bacteria can be transmitted even where the tattoo "artist" practices the strictest hygiene, for it is the inks that have been contaminated before use from sources such as water.  Like one or two other doctors I know who detest tattoos and all that they stand for, I confess (somewhat guiltily) to having experienced a little Schadenfreude as I read the editorial: for doctors are not supposed to feel pleasure at anyone's illness, however contracted and however much deserved.

If only the American economy had grown at the rate as what the New England Journal calls the "tattoo industry"!  The world would be in much better economic shape, for according to the Journal the proportion of American adults who have at least one tattoo has risen from 14 percent in 2008 (already much increased from days gone by) to 21 percent today.  Fifty percent growth in four years!  Not even China could match it.

Nor is this a merely American trend: a friend of mine, a professor of pharmacology, recently visited a university town in Sweden to give a lecture and was surprised to find that practically all the young people there were tattooed.  The small town in France near where I live now has at least two tattoo parlors; I was recently in Gloucester, England, where I counted eleven; and a New Zealand doctor-friend of mine, who specializes in treating adolescents, tells me that half of young New Zealanders now have tattoos.  The wife of British Prime Minister David Cameron has a tattoo on her ankle.


Presumably the social significance of tattoos has changed somewhat.  In 1913, Dr. Charles Goring (father of the distinguished actor Marius Goring), a prison doctor, published a vast compendium of statistical information about criminals called The English Convict, in which he wrote:

It was originally asserted by Lombroso [the famous Italian doctor, anthropologist and criminologist], and the statement has been confirmed by observers, that the criminal displays an inordinate tendency to tattoo his body — the tendency being regarded as an atavistic revival of the love of ornate display which characterises the savage.

Goring also found that the tattooing among criminals was inversely proportional to their intelligence.

Once the tattoo industry has been successfully reached out to, we can safely predict the next stage: publicly funded programs of tattoo removal.

But that was in 1913; educational progress has since been immense.  The Journal therefore did not comment on the cultural side of the question, on the sudden mass outbreak of extreme bad taste, but dealt only with its health aspects, for example on the ways in which tattooing might be made even safer than it is now:

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is reaching out to health care providers, public health officials, consumers, and the tattoo industry to improve awareness, diagnosis, and reporting (through the MedWatch program) in order to develop more effective measures for tattoo ink-related public health problems.

Once the tattoo industry has been successfully reached out to, we can safely predict the next stage: publicly funded programs of tattoo removal.  How long will it be before there is an editorial drawing our attention to the psychologically damaging effects of unwanted tattoos?  And where Psyche comes, can Soma be far behind?  Cost-benefit analysis will clearly show the advantages of tattoo removal, from greater self-esteem to better employment prospects.

 

 



ACKNOWLEDGEMENT

Theodore Dalrymple.  "A Few Arguments Against Tattoos. " Pajamas Media (September 3, 2012). 

Reprinted with permission of Theodore Dalrymple.

Pajamas Media began in 2005 as an affiliation of 90 of the most influential weblogs on the Internet.  They were linked together as an advertising network, but the intention was to provide a significant alternative to mainstream media. 

THE AUTHOR

Theodore Dalrymple is a former psychiatrist and prison doctor.  He writes a column for the London Spectator, contributes frequently to the Daily Telegraph, is a contributing editor of the Manhattan Institute's City Journal.  He lives in France and is the author of The New Vichy Syndrome: Why European Intellectuals Surrender to Barbarism, Not With a Bang But a Whimper: The Politics and Culture of Decline, In Praise of Prejudice: The Necessity of Preconceived Ideas, Our Culture, What's Left of It: The Mandarins and the Masses, Life at the Bottom: The Worldview That Makes the Underclass, and So Little Done.

Copyright © 2012 Pajamas Media




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